", Kids: "Throw us in bed! Congratulations. DOLORES: Aren't you one of the Golden Girls? BRITTANY: You know what you and Brittany Spears have in common? By changing your name to something not stupid. SARAH: Adding an H to the end of your name won't make it any less stupid. ins.style.height = container.attributes.ezah.value + 'px'; Izzy: Izzy. PABLO: From the latin "paulus," meaning "small" or "humble." Required fields are marked *. JOSEPH: In the Bible, Joseph wore "a long coat of many colors" to distract from the fact that his name was so stupid. Gimme an H! You. Who do Jedi call to help open PDF files? MARISA: Marissa, Larisa, and Clarissa walked into a bar. RUTH: Ruth. That's pretty cool. That's a felony. Y are you lying to yourself Lily? These jokes just write themselves. Al Coholic Al E. Gater Amanda Lynn Anita Bath Anita Room Arty Fischel Barry D. Hatchett Bennie Factor Carole Singer Chester Minit Chris P. Bacon Crystal Ball Everyone with their hand in the air has a stupid name. LEIGH: Leigh it out to me, how stupid do you think your name is? Also dads reading this. P.S. Won't go to Heaven. JOE: If your name was any more average, it would be a man with a beer belly watching TV in a Snuggie. Arrrrgh-2-D2. Daughter of parents with bad taste in names. So it doesnt Hang Solow! It is a source of so many stories, some of them humorous as well as wise! Was it The First Humans who mistakenly called the Saber-Toothed tiger a Lightsaber-Toothed tiger? A dog named Barkamedes. These jokes just write themselves. RANDALL: Weren't you in that one movie? 'Cause it's so stupid. BIZ: Biz is as bad a name for a person as Jelly is for a company. KATHRINE: Try spelling your name the correct way. The name Daniel steadily rose in popularity from the 1920s to the 1980s. I'll have a Russian Blue Christmas. A unique username will stand out amongst others. LOIS: Lois! PATTY: Cake, patty-cake baker's man, bake me a new name so that you can quit walking around sounding like a moron. WAYNE: Wayne, the most popular stupid name because of the pop icon Bruce --- I mean, Wayne Brady. EDDIE: Great name for a guitarist, stupid name for you. No. Stupid names. JUAN: Juan. Like, Ds nuts. What do you call a half wine/half whiskey mix? CLARICE: Well hello, Clarice. Merry Christmas you Saint. I'm looking for a good, cool and short finsta username. 1. DANIEL: Hebrew for "God is my judge, and he judged my name to be stupid. JIM: Jim. EUGENIA: Did your genes give you this stupid name? Your name is stupid. In just 6 short weeks! Thanks. On you. JUDY: Hey, seriously. SONJA: Yeah, I played Mortal Kombat 2. Here are a few good examples of silly and funny nicknames for Daniel. You should see a doctor. Teeth full of moss. Could jump high enough to escape you and your stupid name. SIMON: Simon says, "I have such a stupid name.". TODD: 50% of your name is the letter D. Your name is stupid. GUADALUPE: You misspelled guacamole. WALTER: Walter Payton was the greatest running back ever to play football. Dad: So, you guys go into a safe and have sex? OR Ollie oxen free-all of humanity from your stupid sounding name. CELIA: Just googled it. Because your name is stupid. The sickening couple nickname. Kim. The Why is Han Solo a loner? CORNELIA: One half corn. Just a tad. Im particularly proud of Bob Moss and Zoey Salad-ana. 11. SIDNEY: Anglo-Saxon for "wide island." LOURDES: Your name is a royal pain in my ass. RALPH: How do you know someone is saying your name and not just vomiting? Your parents were in a high place when they named you. Has an ugly face-y. ERNEST: Go to jail. Her mom's Korean and her dad's Korean, and her legs got torn off in a car accident. JENIFER: Someone got lazy when typing up your birth certificate, didn't they? But still a dumb name. There are two main advantages for using unique and secure usernames: Most of us wish to remain anonymous online whilst using social media. KATHY: Kathy. ERIC: Eric. THERESA: Greek for "to harvest," Spanish for "stupid name. Wedding hashtags have certainly become the "It" wedding accessory of the last decade. Oh wait, you're not a bad ass. thank you! ROSETTA: Russian. Choose a phrase or word you like and then translate it to a different language. Perhaps because it's such a stupid name. ERICA: Erica is just "Eric" with an "a" tacked on. Maxine. The sound of air leaving a balloon. A: A stupid name. MICHAEL: Derived from the Hebrew expression "Who is like God?" ELIZABETH: A beautifully stupid name, from the idiotic "El" to the slack-jawed "iza," then stumbling to the finish line with a breathless "beth." ins.className = 'adsbygoogle ezasloaded'; I almost feel bad eating this beautyalmost. | Q.E.D. Stupid name for everyone else. Forget it. The absence of thought. This is a list of characters from Sanrio, a Japanese company specialized in creating kawaii (cute) characters. BETHANY: Any one named Beth out there? WANDA: I wish I had a wand to make your name less stupid. What did the members of ABBA say to Mr. Aykroyd when they wanted to hear Bohemian Rhapsody at karaoke night? Looks icky. Jody. 5. EARLE: Earle to bed, earle to rise up and find a new name for yourself. GEORGE: Of Greek origin. / Chad. Name, nickname or keywords: Keep clicking SPIN until you find the perfect name. You're all alone. They're chanting your name! Mexico City! Her name was too stupid. Ancient Roman goddess of the moon, the hunt, and stupid names. VERNA: The name your father gave you when he really wanted a "Vern.". When? Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint at the top of the road where they were pulling over cars and performing breathalyser tests. ", JEANNETTE: Yeah, right, and my name is "Shirtette. I'm a Frieda your name! This is Bill Murray. Probably. SHAUNA: You spelled your name wrong, Sean-a. Kinda grody. ", THOMAS: That "H" better stay silent, or else I'm gonna tear its little arms off its crossbar thing. MANUEL: Manuel? That doll that boys were supposed to carry around? HUGH: Hugh have the ugliest damn name I've ever heard. GLEN. Breath smells like bile. You have a dog's name. LEONA: The name your father gave you when he really wanted a "Leon.". It should. ROYAL: I'll have a your name with cheese. Congrats. Call me - (312) 756-0834. A place where rabbits have sex. RYAN: Like Bryan, but too stupid to remember the B. SABRINA: Not even Sabrina the Witch could cure her name of the stupid. ANNA: Anna Anna Bo-banna, Banana Fanna Fo you have such a stupid name. Not making fun of the bible, but laughing with it! WHO IS JULIUS AND WHY DO YOU BELONG TO HIM?? IQ of seven. OLGA: Did your name come with pigtails? Here are some pine-related puns and phrases: Pain Pine: As in, "A world of pine " and "Doubled up in pine " and "Growing pines " and "No pine, no gain" and "Old aches and pines " and "A pine in the butt" and " Pinefully slow" and "Being a royal pine " and . LUPE: The biggest fiasco? KATHERYN: You spelled Katherine wrong. WENDY: 3rd star to the right and straight on until you find a better name. ", JEANNIE: Yeah, right, and my name is "Shirtie.". HANS: You're missing a "D" from your name, Hands. SUMMER: Technically, it's still Autumn. Unless, of course, you play bass." - Douglas Adams. DANNY: Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes, are calling your name stupid. Your father's legal name must be "Father". MEGAN: Rearrange your name. KAREEM: Block this: your name is stupid. PHILLIP: From the Greek 'Philippos', or "Lover of Horses". Drools like he's feral. Thanks asshole. He was also believed to be a visionary with the power to interpret the dreams of the King. NELLIE: You're either from the Civil War or you're a cow. The Stupid Store? For those who just love this sort of humor, we have a whole list for you to indulge in. ANTHONY: You have the same name as Anthony Weiner. Warning: Sweetness overload! LEONARD: Live long and give yourself a new, better name. OR Literally, Old French for "pug nose." Like your name. He always has the forks with him. FAYE: Your name sounds like a fart blown away by the wind. Stupid name. Waitwhat? That is not a compliment. Nice harmony. You can leetify usernames with the SpinXO Username Generator. Your body is a wonderland, and by that I mean it's chock full of bizarre creatures and opium hallucinations. CAROLYN: Your name means, song of happiness. That's because you have a stupid name. Fuddddddddddd. NOEL: The first, and hopefully the last person to be named this. Hm? OR Your name is eel backwards, dummy. RENA: That just sounds like the female version of a crappy city in Nevada. This helps them create an online profile and lead them to your social media profiles. MITCH: Mitch. LOREN: No matter how you spell it, this is still a lady's name. We all lie. We are no longer supporting IE (Internet Explorer) as we strive to provide site experiences for browsers that support new web standards and security practices. For having such a stupid name! BRENT: Old English for "high place." JOANNE: Combining two stupid names doesn't make your name any less stupid. The different language nickname. Mind like a feather. Love actually does exist. Has an ugly face-y. Cookie Monster said it best: "Me want cookie!". All of your friends call you Phil. Bad for names. But who are you God's gift to? SON: No, someone did not name you this. Greg. Oscar Nominee Alonsolar Power Fernando's Piri Piri Hamilton Academical Lewis Lips Sink Ships Hulkenbergkamp Incredible Hulk In the Nico Time Bottaston Villa Valtteri Pratchett Checo'd Flag Sergio Perez Hilton Esteban Ocon queror Estebanned Team Name CURTIS: We've literally never met a man named "Curtis." What do you call a woman with one leg that's shorter than the other? It's ground breaking. FRANKLIN: Franklin. WILBUR: That's some pig of a name you've got there. It should not link you to online or social media accounts. What are some best general nicknames for Daniel? How does that make you feel? My name is Dan and I sit next to another Dan at work. I can't cry anymore. ISMAEL: No one wants to call you Ismael. Add a vowel to the end. KAY: Your name is just a letter spelled out. No. BLANCHE: Good thing to do to a tomato. Scary. REGINA: You do realize that your name is almost vagina right? JASON: Jason Jason bo-bason banana fanna fo fason fee fi fo you have a very stupid name. JOHANNA: Ah, Johanna, a good Christian name. fallback: If you could have dinner with any historical figure, living or dead, your name would still be stupid. NORMAN: Rockwell was the best artist ever. JOEL: One letter away from Noel. I have decided that for my summer holidays I am Ghana go for a vacation to the continent of Africa. Your name is dumb. JANA: Jana bana bobbana banana fanna fo your name is so stupid. Your only friend. A stupid name for a homo sapien. MABLE: Mable. MIGUEL: Miguel. BERTHA: Come on. Good luck. Which side of a wookie has the most hair? CELESTE: AND THE ANGELS SANG YOUR NAME FROM THE HEAVENS, "CELESTE WHAT A DUMB NAME". 146 points. Danger! OR Take a hat. 4. STEVIE: Come back when you start spelling your name like a big boy. ANDRE: No one wants to have dinner with you. BRITTNEY: You spelled your name wrong, Brittany. Quick Christine, give them your stupid name for collateral! DARRIN: It was quite Darren of your parents to give you such a stupid name. 15 years and he still doesnt know that my name is Daniel. 1. KERMIT: Someday you'll find it, a new name connection. Can you help? Start with a man's name. Your name is stupid. ELLEN: She should talk to you about changing your name. We had a lot of options for our wedding hashtag like #ChinChoseChan or #ChinChainsChan but we ended up using #ChinChanCheers. Throw us in bed! Name puns- All sorts of name pun humor on our pun name sites. CARMELA: Q: What is Carmela? Tail grab. GLENDA: Glenda, the bad name for a good witch. Had a babie. Steeeeeeve. Thought this was the perfect subreddit to post it. Name, stupid. HERBERT: Your name sucks so hard we should just call you Hoover. I'm thinking of starting a new website, exclusively so people can subscribe to Ninja Sex Party cover bands. OR The number one name to have "Creepy Aunt" in front of. SAMUEL: No one was better at pointing out stupid things than Mark Twain. VINCENT: Vincent Price was so awesome the name Vincent should have died with him. A: A stupid first name. JAMIE: Jamie is a name derived as a pet form of James. Its earliest origins can be traced back to the Old Testament of the Bible, where it was defined as God is my judge in Hebrew. CAITLIN: A solid, classically stupid Irish name. JAMI: Three fourths jam. OR Mayonnaise. Here is a list of good Daniel Nicknames, fingers crossed; you will find a befitting nickname for your Daniel. I can't begin to tell you how stupid that is. You can use a few tips to create a unique username. LUCAS: Lucas. Much like you. You just have a lame name. Dumb name for a lady. You'll then see 30+ unique usernames created tailored to your character. Unlike your password, you don't need to regularly change the username of any given account. The name Daniel is also associated with distinguished English actors such as Daniel Radcliffe, Daniel Day-Lewis, and Daniel Craig. An Indian builder has fallen through a roof at a Lionel Richie concert in Mumbai. What does a dyslexic geneticist name their son? JAVIER: Jav-i-you ever thought about a name change? which is what God kept yelling as he pounded your mother from behind. BRANDI: Should have a Y at the end, like, "Y is your name so stupid?". He lives in a hole because he's ashamed of his stupid name. English for "overrated pop star.". | LUIS: Hey Luis! In fact, sissy. Continue with Recommended Cookies. Stupid name. LAKISHA: Almost a lake, not quite a name. LILA: Anagram: ALL I. OR Bullocks! There you are. No, the rock, not your dumb name. You can find out more about our use, change your default settings, and withdraw your consent at any time with effect for the future by visiting Cookies Settings, which can also be found in the footer of the site. STACIE: You spelled your name wrong, dummy. My new shoes are toe-tally toe-riffic. DEXTER: Look, I'd say your name is stupid, but I'd be afraid you'd murder me. CARLA: Do tell, can one find your name on a nametag at a bank? GARTH: I too have friends in low places. TABITHA: We've been keeping tabs on how stupid your name is. Your father's joy must have been making his daughter live with a shitty name. TOM: Tom. Your name is stupid. You're welcome. Uncle just got me with this one. | Ben Folds has to carry you cause you're name is so stupid. For that we are truly sorry. 5. Scrub your name off of you. SHEREE: Your name rhymes with itself. It's the extra L in your name. GLORIA: Glory to whoever had the balls to name you this stupid name! ROY: French for "king." Unfortunately for youyour name is stupid. Go to school. ), He then said, what about a computer bob or a computer Phil? LETA: Like Feta, but from a goat's butt instead. MARISOL: Isn't that another word for umbrella? A secure username does not contain any personally identifiable information, like your first and last name, location, or even date or year of birth that hackers could trace back to your real-life identity. OR Leslie? Ginger, the stupidest of names. Your email address will not be published. Sunday, April 17, 2022 Puns and Anagrams by Daniel Raymon Daniel Raymon NY Times, Sun, Apr 17, 2022 PUNS AND ANAGRAMS Author: Daniel Raymon Editor: Will Shortz Rows: 15, Columns: 15, Words: 70, Blocks: 26 2022, The New York Times Support XWord Info today Pay now and get access for a year. Everyone there is saying Pardon me all the time now. Jack fell down and broke his crown because he couldn't stand saying Jill's stupid name. 4. OR yourself on the back for having the dumbest name known to humankind. ELSIE: Anagram: I eels. "Time flies like an arrow. var ins = document.createElement('ins'); Have a good laugh while you go through some of the funniest nicknames for Daniel. Evan. No, not because of that. ANGELA: I read that book about you. No? Kind of spacey. VALERIE: Valerie, from the Latin "valere", meaning "to be stupid". What do you call a man who is shaking in a pile of leaves? Run, you'll never escape your terrible name! ROBBY: Are you a child or an adult. Daniel was in the top 10 consistently from 1981 to 1995, reaching its peak at the rank of 5 in 1985 and 1990, and was a top-10 name again from 1999 to 2011. Make sure when you tell a cow something, things don't just go one ear and out the udder. MEREDITH: Welsh for "great lord, what a stupid name!". CHAD: Here's a poem: Chad is bad. You will die alone. JANICE: Stupid. Daniel of the Old Testament is known for remaining loyal to the God of Israel despite persecution and danger. She was born in 1899. Its an ever-popular name, having been a top-50 baby name for boys in the U.S. throughout the past century. Get out of here with you spelling your name like that. That's the best your parents could do? Because your name is stupid. The Irish are liars. You know what else came from the Bible? She has worked with breastfeeding parents for over a decade, and is a mom to two boys. A female deer. DERRICK: You should rig yourself up a new name there, friendo. Planet! Then check out my other podcast, The Daily Quiz Show, where I . To leetify, a text replaces standard alphabetical letters with unique numbers or symbols. lo.observe(document.getElementById(slotId + '-asloaded'), { attributes: true }); .medrectangle-3-multi-124{border:none !important;display:block !important;float:none !important;line-height:0px;margin-bottom:7px !important;margin-left:auto !important;margin-right:auto !important;margin-top:7px !important;max-width:100% !important;min-height:50px;padding:0;text-align:center !important;}. BRYCE: A good Irish name. No! OK, but what's your first name? Leftovers from Thanksgiving. :). JENNIFER: Q: What do Jennifer Lawrence and Jennifer Connelly have in common? What a stupid name you have! Dummy. BILL: I should BILL you for every second I have to listen to your stupid name. CEDRIC: The entertainer. Short for "Time for a new name!". And stupid. Go yourself yourself. Asked my son if he had brushed his teeth this morning My dad's a big James Bond fan and he told me to try Viagra if I was feeling upset and lonely, My Christian-Dad was obviously the inspiration for Ned Flanders, I got hit with this last night: "Where's my John Daniels? Walks with a peg. And I am so sorry for naming you such a stupid name. THELMA: Loise jumped off of a cliff to get away from your stupid name. MARYANN: Choose one. Use that as your username (SpinXO has 23+ languages to generate usernames, including Sindarin and Klingon!) The first loser. EVELYN: Eve is a stupid name, Lyn is a stupid name, put together: double stupid. Go to camp. I actually can't think of anything bad to say. KIMBERLEY: Where'd you get that extra E, the Stupid Store? OR Roses are red, violets are blue, your name is David, you have a stupid name. CHARITY: Here's a donation. STAN: Hey, you forgot the A between the S and the T. STANLEY: You won the Cup for the stupidest name. BRENDA: I have a vendetta against stupid names like Brenda.

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